Last month, I entered a zombie haiku contest. Didn't think I'd win. Multiple entries were allowed, so said the site's editor, so I sent in five. Checked my email this morning and lo and behold I 'd won the contest. The prize was a signed copy of this book, written by FoG's own Don Roff. I don't know if they'll publish my zombie haiku, so I'll just post 'em:
The shamblers approach.
I cock my rifle once more,
And it's out of shells...
When bullets dry up
and the gasoline is gone,
just use a pick-axe!
"This is too much fun!"
Mike said, hacking up two more.
I think he needs help...
Cities deserted,
They've eaten everyone else.
A farm life awaits.
Dear God, it can't be...
First they learned to congregate,
Now they're on horseback!
And there you have it; five haiku about zombies that won me a book. Also, just for fun, this entire post can be read as several haiku.
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